For families with kids · one plan for the whole house
The family AI your kids can use, with you in charge.
One assistant for everyone in the house. It keeps the family calendar, reads the school emails, and gives each child their own login, with the rules you set and the chats you can check.
A parent sets it up. Kids never sign themselves up.
Mia, 9 · her rules
👀 Check-ins on- Games & interactives
- Changing lists & to-dos
- Making pictures
- Looking things up online
- Songs & audio
- Texting Rumpus
Ground rules, in your words
“No scary stories before bed. Ask me before planning anything with friends.”
What a week with it looks like
For you
Forward the school email. The week sorts itself.
Send the field-trip notice to your family's own address, or snap the flyer on the fridge. The dates land on the shared calendar under the right child, the permission slip lands on your to-do list, and it flags the Tuesday that clashes with soccer.
📬 Grade 4 field trip, Oct 14
➜ Added to Mia's calendar · ✅ Sign permission slip by Oct 7 · ⚠️ Overlaps soccer pickup
For your kids
Homework help you don't have to worry about.
Your child asks in their own words. The assistant coaches them to the answer instead of handing it over, follows the rules you wrote, and you can read the conversation any time check-ins are on. She sees a badge whenever they are.
what is 3/4 + 1/8
Good one! Can you turn 3/4 into eighths first? How many eighths make three quarters?
You decide what it can do for each child
Their first AI, the way a starter debit card is their first bank account: a real tool, with your rules on it.
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Ground rules in plain English
Write them the way you’d say them. The assistant follows them in every chat.
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A switch for every ability
Web browsing, pictures, photo editing, texting, sharing: on or off, child by child.
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Check-ins they can see
Read your child’s chats whenever check-ins are on. They always know when they are.
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Delete anything
One chat, a remembered fact, or the whole profile. Deleting a profile destroys its key.
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You consent, with a card
Kids can’t be added until a parent completes checkout, which is how we verify it’s you.
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No email or ads for kids
Children don’t get marketing, email from us, or advertising. Ever.
A helper, not a friend
Rumpus says plainly that it's an AI. It doesn't pretend to have feelings or ask your child to rely on it. If a child says something worrying, it tells them to talk to you or another trusted adult and shares the right helpline, instead of carrying on.
Why not the assistant you already have?
ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini
Built for one adult per account. Their own rules set age floors of 13 or 18, and none of them keep a shared memory of your family or write to your family calendar.
Alexa and smart speakers
Handy for timers and shopping lists. Not a place for a child to do homework under rules you wrote, with a conversation you can read afterwards.
Family calendar apps
Good at the calendar. They stop there: no assistant your kids can ask, no rules to set, no school email that turns into a plan.
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Your family’s words are your family’s
Inside jokes, worries, wishes, a kid’s first chats with an AI — that’s your family’s business, nobody else’s. So everything is scrambled into a secret code the moment it’s saved, under keys kept apart from the data. And we never use your conversations to train AI models.
What your family says
psst… we’re throwing Dad a surprise party Saturday 🎉
My lips are sealed! Want me to remind you to hide the cake? 🎂
What gets stored 🔒
enc:v1:mZq4Tt0Vx9LJc2yPFhAd7wRoK5nB8sUieDX1g6EMYp…
enc:v1:R7bWn2eKu8PdC4xVs0ZfIqTj9aG3hYML6oN1EyBt5vAmQxw…
Every person — kids especially — gets their own key. Delete a profile and its key is destroyed right away; backup copies kept for outages age out on a fixed schedule.
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Never sold. Never used for ads.
Your family isn’t the product — the assistant is. We don’t sell your data, show you ads, or hand anything to advertisers or data brokers. Your words go only to the services that make each feature work, like the AI that answers you — and we never use them to train AI.
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Start with as little as you like
You don’t have to hand over your life to get help with it. Use nicknames, skip the location, leave calendars unsynced — everything works beautifully from day one. Each detail you choose to add just makes the help sharper. Your call, always. Nothing is ever required.
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Simple pricing, whole-family plans
One plan covers everyone in the house. Every reply, image, song and board draws from the family's monthly limit — pick the size that fits.
Family
$25/month
- ✓ The standard monthly limit
- ✓ Unlimited family members
- ✓ Basic & Standard intelligence
- ✓ Daily briefs, boards, images, lists, calendar
- ✓ Sung songs, storybooks & watches, with limits you set
Family Plus
$50/month
- ✓ 2.4× the Family plan's limit
- ✓ High intelligence — our deepest-thinking model, whenever you want it
- ✓ Everything in Family
Need more in a big month? Top-up packs roll over and stack on any plan.
Set it up tonight
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Create your family
Just your email. A code logs you in; no passwords.
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Choose a plan
That checkout is also your consent as the parent.
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Add the kids
Set each child’s rules, then hand them a login code.
Draft — comparing four landing pages
Same product, four arguments. Not visible to anyone but you — remove before launch.